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kittenpatches:

azaluxe:

molebucks:

ah

congratulations

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.

bonaventure-:

"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them" 
"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing""ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now" "why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper""wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

bonaventure-:

"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them" 

"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing"

"ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now" 

"why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper"

"wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

nevebianca:

Ushiko, a longtime Ghibli resident. 

(Source: pantyslime)

nadipieart:

i bet there are kinky toys in that treasure room

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

(Source: rampagedelite)

meetingyourmaker:

Hand Studies : Sherlock Holmes

I needed to practice drawing hands so I sketched each in a 4X4 box and compiled them. All of them are from references. 

Aside from that, I have to do practice drawing directly on tablet. But I think eventually got the hang of it on last box :P

These are exquisite! 

(Source: nph-burtka)

(Source: insanityandimpossiblethings)